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Dic Demotivational Poster

WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!

TAGS: rnr motifake periodic internet
Rating: 2.78/5

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5butjam - July 6, 2010, 8:23 am
I have this on a bag...
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thats cause this table is flawed

MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?

TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am

CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning

TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


TAGS: new year dick clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

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SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...shits in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore

COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-

TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ryan Whaley

440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 9:45 pm
THAT GUY says "Whats the use of wearing "CAMO-FLAGE" if you're going to wear a reflective pt-belt? Did it match your eyes or something?"
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 10:10 am
Yep, and Combat Medics and Corpsman are always treated like demigods by the units they treat.
me4891 - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am
Agree. Fortunately never had to call one, but saw my guy run head first into the shit without a second thought.

COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?

being happy -

TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have

DEMOTIVATION - supreme example

TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


TAGS: addiction calendar autor unknown liquid
Rating: 4.31/5

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Verdeckt - February 25, 2012, 12:39 am

SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning

coffee -


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L

FREE SPEECH - If Liberty means anything at all.., it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear...


BUT I LOVE MY COMPUTER - all my friends live in there

TAGS: addict
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by karlingall

maoworks2 - July 16, 2014, 12:14 pm
That's It Stardate 2014.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:53 pm
Don't forget the anime girlfriends... yeah.. better than real girls, right?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 3:17 pm
OK...this has been done SO many times....not original at ALL. Who approved this?!?! 1L


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me

ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?

TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
A 5L idea only problem is the fat people would keep knocking over the disabled people in wheelchairs and seniors with walkers that are already parked way out there :)
JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scraped) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
She's handmicaked.

FAST 1 - Because The Third Time Is The Charm


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.

YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?

TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.


SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.

TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am



TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.72/5

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FEMINISM - The radical belief that women are people too.

TAGS: muslim feminism radical
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
Well nic, I didn’t think it possible, but you are starting to make even less sense. Try to have a nice day. And….try aiming at the goal of maturity, and if that fails, zero in on attempts at humor. Otherwise, you’ll just remain a bore. cheers
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:59 pm
She's a human not a computer? Do you think all women are insane feminist? There are women a=out there that are smart enough to realize that men and women are both human.
GaryO - May 4, 2013, 11:09 am
Good choice, nic. Your girlhand will never ever leave you. Might wanna watch out for that pesky carpal tunnel though.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:24 am
My chance of wanting to be with a woman who's a Nazi are very low. I have a girlfriend and she's sane unlike Nazis. Men's Liberation will win in the end!
steve1961 - May 3, 2013, 11:53 pm
Relax. The chances of you being with an actual woman is probably pretty remote...at least until you decide to move outta yer mamma's house...
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 11:31 pm
Feminism, the radical belief that all men are selfish and evil and when a man jumps in front of a bullet to save a woman he owed her and he deserved to die anyhow. That's a fact, and anyone who disagrees with me a fascist pig.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:53 pm
GIL, I declare Jihad on yer arse, 5L. lol
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:02 pm
Amsome. haha womens rights!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
I know...it struck me as funny though. I love stereotypes because they all share the commonality of only being about 10% accurate, but what a funny 10%!
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
we're lucky they don't declare jihad on us chauvinists!! 5
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 9:46 am

omg gil...5o very very wrong


TAGS: dedication photography risk military kills
Rating: 4.35/5

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Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"



TAGS: radical islam terrorists racism
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

WTFO - April 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
Anybody else notice that the three firearms are being held by children?
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:29 pm
Even GOD cannot make anyone love Ka-Daffy!

MEDICINE - Seems like you have a major case of being a punk I'm prescribing a heavy dose of man the hell up.

TAGS: medicine manhood
Rating: 4.12/5


TAGS: medicine full circle
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:45 am
In other words, nothing's changed.
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 6:02 pm
Deevolution? 5/5

FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level

TONIGHT'S TOP STORY - Francisco Franco is still dead!

TAGS: francisco franco snl chevy chase dictators
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by okami

GySgt1811 - October 15, 2009, 10:34 pm
...and the Pope is still alive...
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:45 pm
and a side note...HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
MO - October 15, 2009, 7:44 pm
Did it hit your funny.....Bone?
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:41 pm
Sometimes the simplest things just make you roll on the floor laughing...This did it for me! 5 Poodles through watering eyes!

FACEBOOK - So addictive.


TAGS: pass go calendar monopoly dice
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Robikus - September 17, 2011, 6:23 pm
I keep rolling the dice but can't even get a freaking upload. Maybe I should try inverting my pics since I live above the equator.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:51 am
Creativity at its fine5t...well done melon man!
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:39 am
Am I on Vermont? Connecticut? I believe that is HUD housing down there.
mariand - September 16, 2011, 1:17 am
GREAT... I'm between ICE and champ...fav'd
Sean - September 15, 2011, 11:45 pm
"amsome" ... boy does that take me back. You're (or should I say "your"?) the best, space. Keep the faith, man.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:32 pm
Amsome poster. 5L
pzykosiz - September 15, 2011, 6:43 pm
oooh, i'm in the upmarket area. 5L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2011, 5:35 pm
I like it. 5L
the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:13 pm
HA! I cost more than any of you!
Alixian - September 15, 2011, 10:28 am
Yay, I'm Pentonville Road, or for those in the US, Conneticut Avenue
champ99 - September 15, 2011, 9:40 am
Awe5ome. Faved.
Verdeckt - September 15, 2011, 6:21 am
5adly "Community Chest" hasn't been the same since Cubby left



TAGS: realdiceshorty martyyyy realpics oxygen retired
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jacob

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:29 pm
Lack of oxygen - hasn't learned to breath through her ears yet.
Screamin Daemon - January 5, 2010, 9:21 am
Yeesh... here's to hoping that's her real picture... She's going to need all the looks she can get to get through life...
HerculesIsFuckingYourMomAtThisMomentInTimeBeProud - September 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
How dumb can you get?


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by pieman

tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?



TAGS: dedication to tag and tugger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 19, 2012, 9:06 pm
Thanks kid. Means a lot coming from you. Cheers
TheOne - November 19, 2012, 8:30 pm
Love it, mans best friend to the very end.
GaryO - September 26, 2012, 8:15 am
Thank you very much, rob. No worries. Cheers.
robotnik - September 25, 2012, 10:36 pm
I love this, and dont worry, i hold my animal in the highest regard and love. 5L's man
GaryO - September 24, 2012, 6:47 am
They don't??!! GRRRR....(thank you Missy)
MissPriss - September 24, 2012, 1:00 am
Beautiful tribute Gary. I only wish all pet owners could feel that close to their animals and hold them in such high regard!
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 7:23 pm
Thank you, laddie...hah! It was the weekend and I was sober....was
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 7:18 pm
Wow... astonishingly versed, exquisitely composed. Hat off to you sir. 5 very deserving Poodles.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 5:56 pm
Thank you very much, guys
mariand - September 23, 2012, 5:31 pm
amsome... you did it Gary... ;)
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 4:48 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Yes, I’ll sign up and post. Woof (cheers)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
I hope this is on dig my dog and motitwist as well. 5 lions in dog years is 35 lions.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 4:26 pm
Me too, Mao. I was sixteen. Thank you
maoworks2 - September 23, 2012, 3:43 pm
I Lost My Pal A Long Time Ago. Great One GaryO 5 Woofs.

ENGINEER'S DICTIONARY - Bekause we kan't spel wrth crawp

TAGS: engineer s dictionary
Rating: 3.45/5

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pieman - April 13, 2010, 2:38 am
Gues who has 2 thums and like dis poster. This guy!
YamiSlain - April 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow, i took a pause from my essay about Engineering and i went here and saw this, what a coincidence.


TAGS: pervert medical degree
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:32 pm
13yo boys dream of being a gynacologist when they grow up. 31 year old men realize the lady's only bring you the diseased and infected ones. >.< Dream of being a pimp instead, little boys.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
Sadly, very true.


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.

EPIC JUNKIE - No-one can do it better than Amy can!

ULTRA PORN - In ordinary porn, the women merely take off their clothes. In Ultra Porn, they take off everything!

TAGS: porn women medicine humor
Rating: 2.13/5

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Otaku Bob - December 5, 2008, 7:36 pm
Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:15 am
necrophilia yes you have it

ATHEISTS - some of them are assholes

TAGS: atheists dickery
Rating: 4.19/5

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corneredbadger - June 5, 2010, 1:05 am
thats y i said some of them. sadly i have thought of doing this b4 i found the pic. guess that makes mee an a*shole too
Krissie - June 5, 2010, 12:55 am
Im not an asshole :P

ADDICTIONS - I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.

TAGS: addicted to you calendar
Rating: 4.06/5

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rerun - February 26, 2012, 11:36 am

please post to motitwist as well
gas - February 26, 2012, 1:49 am

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be

PAIN OLYMPICS - What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

SNAKE IN A BOX - Step 1: Cut a hole in a box Step 2: Put Solid Snake in that box Step 3: Make her open the box

TAGS: solid snake dick in a box
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by toneDef

CYBER_Aeon - October 3, 2008, 9:23 pm
It's a dick in a box joke, NAPalm. YouTube it.
NAPalm - September 10, 2008, 6:17 pm
Snakes a dude


TAGS: one chance predict fail
Rating: 4.54/5

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forseti - April 25, 2012, 2:05 am


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.

PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success


TAGS: richard nixon dick president
Rating: 2.56/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
My favorite President TRICKY DICK
Sean - September 11, 2009, 2:23 pm
I did? How bad?
MrRandom - September 11, 2009, 1:18 am
See what I mean? Even Sean made a bad pun tonight.
Arrogant Knight - September 11, 2009, 1:16 am
Yeah, don't do that anymore. :)
darkangel98s - September 11, 2009, 1:11 am
He wasn't so much a dick, as a RICHARD, but yea, I meant it as kind of a little bit of a pun/political joke.
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nixon hasn't been president for 35 years. So wow! a 35 year-old politifake! 35 years of not-funny sheer boredom. Get over it!

POUTINE ADDICTION - It may kill you, but you'll die with more money and a higher body weight.

TAGS: poutine addiction
Rating: 4.36/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 10:45 am
that's too bad....maybe you'll do better in your next life.... Great poster anyways...
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 10:44 am
That's OK Rhino... not everyone can be so lucky.
Rhinosaurus - July 12, 2010, 10:38 am
Thanks Moooo, but I'm not a Canuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 3:27 am
Well done...I don't know you, But I like you...............if you're Canadian, find the Canadian thread and introduce yourself. 5L

AT LAST - An Easy To Understand Explanation

TAGS: dictionary
Rating: 4/5

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SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 8:18 am
ummm. I'll take Hedonism for $400 please. 5L's
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 5:52 pm
Outstanding, RC. 5L.
Zed - November 27, 2009, 5:13 pm
Holy sh!t, Retro actually pulled off a honest-to-whatever MIRACLE! A FUNNY politifake from Retrochop! Quick, someone call the Pope!
Ed-Hyde - November 27, 2009, 7:38 am
I think I'm gonna go with alcoholism. :)

HEY, -


TAGS: motifake addiction your mom
Rating: 4.96/5

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ICEMAN - February 3, 2011, 9:17 am
I'd get my money back if I were you, RL. Those lessons you took from Moooooooooo just ain't workin'. And I'd get back the money for those 'teaching aids' as well.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:26 am

....your mom maybe?
ICEMAN - February 2, 2011, 10:26 pm
Hmmmmm, I've seen this somewhere. Don't tell, I'll think of it.

ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.

TAGS: tweeter addiction fire panel exit
Rating: 4.67/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 1:46 am
... and other people would tweet about the burning one because he was tweeting... fail
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:35 pm
If you're in Paris (look above the sign) then of course you should tweet about it!



A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.

TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by smalltownguy

smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars taped together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumshottyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.

LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine

TAGS: medical clowns
Rating: 2.39/5

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xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
this guy is like "man, you're fuck up!"
The Joker - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
Wrong. It's -always- the best medicine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho hi hi hi hi hi hi hahahahaha.

Einstein -

TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...

Go fa coffee -

TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelastdrops


TAGS: does not apply to the famous or ridiculously wealthy
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:56 pm
Very. 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:46 am
Excellent Haar! 5L

REJECTION - You've got to love this business. You have to be able to take rejection.

TAGS: reject dick
Rating: 3.65/5

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pedobear - March 1, 2009, 4:26 am
They won't accept anything I type in!



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Rating: 3.43/5

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Spangle - March 4, 2010, 9:37 pm
Eldar bastards!
KDP3 - September 14, 2009, 1:06 am
fuck yeah Warhammer 40k
OniRyu - September 14, 2009, 12:51 am
like the massive cleavage you should dive into rather than spend staring at your game pieces


NONE OF THE ABOVE - He will be a medic


Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.


TAGS: religion blasphemy prejudice hate
Rating: 4.51/5

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voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:35 pm
My black socks are on.

X-Men -



KYRA... - Get. That. Ass. MOVING!!!!

TAGS: riddick
Rating: 1.71/5

RICHARD HEAD - Could never figure out why everyone laughed at his name.

AMSTERDAM - Don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: funny ejaculation ridiculous motor scooter
Rating: 1.33/5

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Kspace - November 22, 2009, 10:51 am
Gas, grass or ass...no one rides for free.

Technology -

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Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L


TAGS: dedicated to the one i love
Rating: 4.96/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:27 am
Thank you, this just proved a point in my current situation. 5 all the way!
fuuuccckkkyeah - August 27, 2011, 3:17 am
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 8:59 pm
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 6:19 pm
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 2:32 pm
Love it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 11:19 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 11:19 am
What if your one of Aggy's "dates"....could your blow job be to blame for your "work" problems?


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Rating: 4.75/5

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Rudedog - January 31, 2013, 11:53 pm
Herman Melville's ghost will haunt you for eternity.
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 12:22 pm
Ice, LOVE literary quotes! They make me feel like my misspent life is worth something. 5 Rachaels looking for her lost children. (How's that?)

PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.

TAGS: psychiatrist doctors medication drugs
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:00 pm
And the gang that protects them. The FDA
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
Man, you guys have all the luck. Here I am, stuck with a naturopathic shrink.
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 2:11 pm
Got The Same Thing .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
After I asked mine if the prescribed meds were going to help me, he said quote, "I don't know, but we're going to find out." And I'm thinking, WTF?
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:55 pm
Tell Me About It !

POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."

TAGS: pope benedict steps down catholic
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2013, 2:48 pm
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:32 pm
Forbidden fruits create many jams. 5L
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:26 pm
First laugh of the night. 5L, cynic

VIDEO GAME CAT - Yes, they are addicted too

SOME PEOPLE - Just don't get it...

TAGS: fag asshole rutter dickhead
Rating: 1.82/5
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:20 am



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Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


TAGS: dick clark
Rating: 4.62/5

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steve1961 - June 22, 2012, 4:58 pm
With a capital D.
steve1961 - June 22, 2012, 4:57 pm
I meant Dick's of course.
steve1961 - June 22, 2012, 4:56 pm
Who didn't enjoy staying up every New Year's Eve and watching one of Dick's balls drop in Times Square?
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:34 pm

Part of his longevity, I'm sure, was due to the daily inhalation of half-a-can of Aqua Net Super Hold Hairspray. His hair looked like concrete.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 2:00 pm
for those of you who don't know what Bandstan was it was like MTV but with better music
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:54 am

an era defined


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Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:07 am
"Our next research project is to determine for all time if water is wet. Please send grant money."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:29 pm
BUMP! Just wanted to make sure Moo sees this. No need for him to be ashamed anymore, he's now officially part of the majority ;-)

HANDICAPS - Being put down by the man since... Pretty much forever

TAGS: handicap sign
Rating: 4.44/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:19 pm
Nice find.


100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time


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Rating: 2.21/5

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K Wells - September 14, 2009, 11:07 am
The cream has to be internal though. Any volunteers?
SteveAlvey - September 14, 2009, 10:51 am
I've got some cream for that!


TAGS: poker addiction bluffing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 16, 2015, 11:55 pm
...know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run..' (K. Rodgers) Sounds like he's about to run! Of course, she's 'countin her money..' LOL! Still luvin' this series, RL! 5L

Raison D'etre -

Wiarton Willie -

TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.