Dic Demotivational Poster
WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!
MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning
DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !
YOUR CAT -
COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-
COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!
being happy -
DEMOTIVATION - supreme example
SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning
FREE SPEECH - If Liberty means anything at all.., it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear...
POKING FUN -
BUT I LOVE MY COMPUTER - all my friends live in there
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?
FAST 1 - Because The Third Time Is The Charm
QUIT SMOKING -
YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?
THATS JUST SILLY -
SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.
UNWRITTEN RULES -
FEMINISM - The radical belief that women are people too.
COME WHAT MAY -
METH ADDICTS -
IRISH CURE FOR EVERYTHING -
RACISM AROUND THE WORLD -
MEDICINE - Seems like you have a major case of being a punk I'm prescribing a heavy dose of man the hell up.
I HAVE A SORE THROAT -
FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level
TONIGHT'S TOP STORY - Francisco Franco is still dead!
FACEBOOK - So addictive.
200 BUCKS WOULD BE NICE -
SOME PEOPLE ARE RETIRED -
MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -
MY FIRST FRIEND -
ENGINEER'S DICTIONARY - Bekause we kan't spel wrth crawp
EPIC JUNKIE - No-one can do it better than Amy can!
ULTRA PORN - In ordinary porn, the women merely take off their clothes. In Ultra Porn, they take off everything!
ATHEISTS - some of them are assholes
ADDICTIONS - I have a very strong addiction to caffeine, but an even stronger addiction to you.
ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be
PAIN OLYMPICS - What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?
SNAKE IN A BOX - Step 1: Cut a hole in a box Step 2: Put Solid Snake in that box Step 3: Make her open the box
PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success
RICHARD NIXON -
POUTINE ADDICTION - It may kill you, but you'll die with more money and a higher body weight.
AT LAST - An Easy To Understand Explanation
MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -
ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.
LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine
Go fa coffee -
REJECTION - You've got to love this business. You have to be able to take rejection.
HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -
NONE OF THE ABOVE - He will be a medic
Mr Yuk -
SPOCK TELLING ON SULU -
KYRA... - Get. That. Ass. MOVING!!!!
RICHARD HEAD - Could never figure out why everyone laughed at his name.
AMSTERDAM - Don't say we didn't warn you
CALL ME ISHMAEL -
PSYCHIATRISTS - A Fancy Name for Glorified Drug Dealers.
POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."
VIDEO GAME CAT - Yes, they are addicted too
SOME PEOPLE - Just don't get it...
DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES -
AMERICAN BANDSTAND -
HANDICAPS - Being put down by the man since... Pretty much forever
100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time
OH... MY... GOD... - SHE HAS JAUNDICE!
MARRIAGE ADVICE #3 -
Raison D'etre -
Wiarton Willie -
THE FULL MONTY -
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